You Know You're in the Country.....

....when your two-year-old says "John Deere" instead of "green". 

Example:

Me: "What color is this stuffed alligator?"

My son: "John Deere!"

Sometimes when he is unsure of the correct color's name, he will say, "Not John Deere."

Example:

Me: "What color is the lid of the tupperware?"

My son: "Not John Deere!"