You know you're in the country....

... when your mother-in-law determines who to vote for based on what kind of cows the candidate raises. 

No kidding.  In our last gubernatorial primary, my m.i.l. said, "Well, I'd like to vote for that guy, but he raises Herefords." 

(We raise Pure Black Angus.) 

I myself prefer to vote for candidates that raise Longhorns, 'cuz I'm from Texas ya'll!



Hey there, uh, you got some milk on your, you know, uh, never mind.